{"id":2539,"date":"2012-03-12T11:48:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T18:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pdxtc.com\/wpblog\/?p=2539"},"modified":"2014-12-04T13:15:47","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T20:15:47","slug":"local-policy-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pdxtc.com\/wpblog\/seo\/local-policy-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Google&#8217;s Local Policy is Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I did a search on Google because my wife had her car window smashed by some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AVmq9dq6Nsg\" target=\"_blank\">Portlandia<\/a> hooligans \u00a0while she was watching the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.centralcatholichigh.org\/Announcement%20Pages\/good-news\" target=\"_blank\">Central Catholic High School play<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The first result for &#8220;emergency auto glass repair&#8221; was <a href=\"http:\/\/glassdoctor.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Glass Doctor<\/a>, and it was a combined local listing, so I picked up the phone and called them.<\/p>\n<p>It was 5:01 PM \u00a0Sunday, which is when emergencies happen, so I wasn&#8217;t surprised when I got a human to answer the phone.\u00a0What did surprise me though, was her telling me &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry we&#8217;re closed for the day.&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I told her that was okay, and that I just wanted to schedule a fixed broken door glass on my wife&#8217;s car first thing Monday morning. That didn&#8217;t matter she said, and that she could do was have someone call me in the morning when they opened again. #FAIL (and I should probably nofollow their link)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/imgpics.s3.amazonaws.com\/58974653ae1e4e258e06b561df3262e8.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"500\" height=\"404\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The 2 and 3 results were organic, but the domain name sounded spammy, and when I looked at the indented listing \u00a0page, that confirmed it. \u00a0What junk! Besides, I wanted a phone call anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The #4 listing was local, but also had no real &#8220;business name, and the way it was non capitalized looked bad, plus it had a spammy sounding domain name, \u00a0so I called #5, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregon-windshield.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Discovery Auto Glass<\/a>. <em>(note &#8211; I have norelationship with them or any domain in this space)<\/em><\/p>\n<h5>Discovery Auto Glass was the Winner<\/h5>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">They answered the phone as if they were expecting an emergency, took my car model information and got my phone and address and said they would be here by 8:30 AM Monday morning. They called by 8:30 they were here by 9, and even as I write this the guy is outside now fixing it.<\/p>\n<p>Why show me a closed business that can&#8217;t help me, Google? Is this a good user experience?<\/p>\n<h5>That&#8217;s Not Why I&#8217;m Writing This<\/h5>\n<p>Now I could say that by now, in 2012, in a personalized world these guys at Glass Doctor shouldn&#8217;t rank for &#8220;emergency auto glass repair&#8221; if they can&#8217;t help me at the time of day I&#8217;m searching, \u00a0but that&#8217;s not why I&#8217;m writing. \u00a0<em>(Still, Google, them putting in their HOURS and me searching for &#8220;emergency&#8221; just might be a clue of when they&#8217;er a good result to show, I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m writing because I although I DID find a real business that could help me, they supposedly <strong>shouldn&#8217;t have even been there<\/strong>, and looking at their business card just now is what inspired me to post. \u00a0Their business card has no address.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/imgpics.s3.amazonaws.com\/6ee1062ed6be4d8f8a797ca7613393c0.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"255\" height=\"145\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When I saw there was no address, I went outside and asked the guy if Discovery Auto Glass has a nice storefront where I can go visit them? \u00a0Maybe I could get some popcorn or coffee? As it turns out, no they don&#8217;t. They just do mobile dispatch. In fact, the guy asked &#8220;Why would I want that expense?&#8221; and I agree with him, and <em><strong>that&#8217;s the reason I&#8217;m writing this.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<h5><strong>Google Doesn&#8217;t Want Them There<\/strong><\/h5>\n<p>If Google has it&#8217;s way, service-based businesses, this guy with his emrgency dispatch service would disappear entirely from Google Places. \u00a0In fact, my own business would also (and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seoautomatic.com\/google-local-biz-disapearing\" target=\"_blank\">often does disappear from Google Places<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Why does it happen? Because according to Google, (and to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmihm.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">David Mihm<\/a>) I don&#8217;t belong there.<\/p>\n<h5>Google Doesn&#8217;t Want Me There<\/h5>\n<p>As <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/davidmihm\" target=\"_blank\">David<\/a> put it ever so delicately to me at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sempdx.org\/sempdx-events\/february-2012-speed-dating\/\" target=\"_blank\">last months SEMpdx meeting<\/a> while talking to some Google reps&#8230; \u00a0I&#8217;m a spammer. \u00a0I&#8217;m nothing but a &#8220;ghost business&#8221; that doesnt really exist.<\/p>\n<p>Sure I have clients, employees, customers, students etc., and I even pay my taxes, but\u00a0<em>because I work from a private \/ home office<\/em> (and so do my employees and subcontractors), and <em>because I don&#8217;t have a physical location to welcome and greet customers<\/em>, Google says that I don&#8217;t belong in Google Places, and shouldn&#8217;t even HAVE a local listing. What a crock, huh?<\/p>\n<p>Google doesnt actually wan&#8217;t anyone to be listed who \u00a0doesn&#8217;t have a brick and mortar business, and apparently, that applies even if it&#8217;s the best option for the person searching.<\/p>\n<p>Dan Austin, a Google Maps &#8220;spam fighter&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.optilocal.org\/google-places-problem\/interview-with-dan-austin-a-google-maps-spam-fighter\/\" target=\"_blank\">says as much in this interview<\/a>\u00a0where he equates having no storefront to a characteristic shared by a &#8220;shady business&#8221; &#8211;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Basically, a lot of what we consider \u2018shady\u2019 industries, where the profit margins are low, the line between black and white is exceedingly grey, limited regulation, <em>no storefront,<\/em> and&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/localseoguide\" target=\"_blank\">Andrew Shotland<\/a>\u00a0wrote the other day about\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.localseoguide.com\/hey-seos-if-google-maps-calls-dont-answer\/\" target=\"_blank\">his own business disappearing<\/a>\u00a0and quotes Google&#8217;s &#8220;policy&#8221; on the subject, putting this in his comments &#8211;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Google Places Guidelines specify that \u201cOnly businesses that make in-person contact with customers qualify for a Google Places listing.\u201d so I should have just said I did, which I do, just not at my home office, but when she asked if I serviced customers at this location I said \u201cno\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think this post is a pretty good example of why I think this &#8220;policy&#8221; is inherently stupid and unreasonable, and I hope Google reconsiders.<\/p>\n<p>These are the &#8220;local search results&#8221; we&#8217;re talking about, and the fact that they chose to call it &#8220;Places&#8221; (at least for the time-being) really shouldn&#8217;t be taken so literally.<\/p>\n<p>What do you think?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Should Google exclude legitimate service businesses who don&#8217;t have a public storefront from the local results? \u00a0Why or why not? \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I did a search on Google because my wife had her car window smashed by some Portlandia hooligans \u00a0while she was watching the Central Catholic High School play. 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